As I surf around the web looking at all the risqué websites and blogs I love to frequent, I come across a lot of things people have said about blowjobs that I think are great snippets of honesty or obviousities (not a real word) that are worth quoting for the message they are reinforcing - messages that I have tried to spell out in the blowjob guide.
So I have taken these words from other websites and blogs, sometimes from that website author's article, other times from the comments the article provoked. Also, I have added my own little comment as to why I have quoted each comment.
Anonymous Quotes About Blowjobs
"Good head is a wonderful thing. In some cases it can actually be better than sex. (Yeah, I said it.) That’s why it’s important to do it and do it well.
http://nwso.net/2009/02/05/bad-head-uhm-it%E2%80%99s-not-working-boo/
This quote was taken from the article which was written by a guy. I have quoted this because it is a guy telling us what he thinks about the importance of head.
"You know she’s a keeper when she enjoys this almost as much as you.
Her smile says she loves being this dirty, this naughty, having this much fun. And also that she’s probably thinking of all those people in her life who think they know her, but don’t have a clue about the real her. “If only they could see me now…”http://iluvbjs.tumblr.com/post/11647331360/you-know-shes-a-keeper-when-she-enjoys-this
I spend a lot of time tumbling, and you will see that a lot of the quotes I post here are from tumblr posts. What I take from this quote is that from this guy's view, a keeper is a girl who enjoys giving him head. Enjoying it is the most important part of being great at giving head and this guy has reiterated that premise.
"It's difficult to express appreciation for such an act without diminishing the oral pleasure I've received to date. It's also difficult to articulate exactly what makes Jane's willingness to swallow my semen so appealing. There is no distinguishable difference in sensation for me if she swallows or not, but when she does.... whoa baby! The benefit is psychological but very real, the act conveys a certain lustfulness and sends a message that she really desires (even "thirsts for") me.
http://www.dick-n-jane.com/2008/08/whered-jizz-go-by-dick.html
Swallowing his cum at the end of a blowjob is your choice, but this is a nice honest insight into the man's view of you swallowing his cum. You don't have to but if you do it makes the whole thing an even better experience for him. Most of the time I read people telling you that you don't have to swallow and after he has come he won't even notice, but here you have an honest an well articulated explaination from a man that it does in fact mean a lot when you do - because it makes it seem like you want him even more!
"Whenever I see a girl doing the cover-your-teeth-with-your-lips action, I always think "First timer".
http://ask.metafilter.com/38989/How-do-you-keep-teeth-out-of-the-way-when-giving-a-blow-job
I see in a lot of other guides on how to give head that they suggest you cover your teeth with your lips. I do not recommend this as a technique to protect him from your teeth for two reasons. You look like grandma without her teeth and this only protects him from your front teeth. For most people, it is the back teeth which start to scrape his cock.
"This is the hottest thing of all time and pretty much the definition of the perfect blowjob. The perfect mix of slurping and talking dirty. This would cause me to explode every fucking time…
http://lustfulkitty.tumblr.com/post/11902968918/this-is-the-hottest-thing-of-all-time-and-pretty
I have posted this quote because it points out two things that are important to this guy - slurping and talking dirty. Slurping means wet but it also means making noises of enjoyment. Noise is another sense which we can bombard with sexual stimulation to make a bj even better, and being a noise of enjoyment it lets him see that you love what you are doing. Talking dirty is a way to work on the mind - the biggest sex organ of all! Talking dirty is yet another way to make your blowjob and any sex better. And it is fun!
"Anonymous asked: so its been 3years for me and my boyfriend and i wanna spice it up? keep our sex life from getting boring...what i can do to keep him interested....?
- Surprising him might be nice, suckin’ him out of the blue, giving him hot kisses and making out passionately, show him you wanna fuck him even when he wouldn’t expect.http://hismouthherlips.tumblr.com/post/12599273170/so-its-been-3years-for-me-and-my-boyfriend-and-i-wanna
I came across this question and answer (again on tumblr - I'm there a lot!) and where it said "suckin' him out of the blue" made me smile. Guys love blowjobs but if you really want to give your guy something to remember for a while - give him a blowjob out of the blue! A surprise blowjob will make your lovers day. This reinforces what I say in the Blowjob Guide chapter about when to give a blowjob, that anytime is good and when it is a surprise, it's even better!
"Now, the reason my girl is such a great cocksucker is that she understands that a blow job is as much about the show as it is about her hot, wet mouth sliding up and down my cock until I come in her mouth. She doesn’t go down on me like it’s a chore, or penance, or a favor. She turns giving head into a work of art. Every move is designed to let me know she gets off on my cock, and that teasing my rod makes her cream.
http://onknees2please.tumblr.com
This is the description on some guys tumblr and it shows how much a guy appreciates not just what you are doing to him physically but also the show you are putting on. So get naked or not, put some lipstick on or not, look in his eyes as you lick slowly up the full length of his cock - it's not just the sucking that makes an amazing blowjob, it's the show you put on and above all it is about loving it!
"If she likes giving head, or makes me believe she likes it with me, I’m psyched.
http://www.hookingupsmart.com/2010/07/23/hookinguprealities/six-things-that-make-a-woman-bad-in-bed/
OK, now what am I trying to tell you throughout this whole site? - That loving it is the most important part of giving great head. And this quote, which I am actually re-quoting, emphasises this exactly!
"Well, my number one rule to giving a good blow job is: You have to love what you’re doing. You have to love sucking his dick. Simple as that.
http://whores-r-us1.tumblr.com/post/28892224097/i-want-to-give-my-partner-a-blow-job-but-i-want-to-be
A piece of advice from a tumblr-er to someone who asked how to give a blowjob well. And again, I have posted this quote to back up what I say all though the bj guide on this site. Love it!
Thanks for reading my collection of comments about blowjobs I have found scattered around the web. Before you leave, have you read the blowjob guide? Or, check out these blowjob tips, techniques and ideas