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How can I simulate a blowjob?

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Guys Questions about Getting a Blowjob Answered

Question

How can I simulate a blowjob?

Answer

I assume you mean you wish to do this instead of masturbating with your hand.

So if you want a blowjob but no one seems to be raising their hand and eagerly volunteering for the job then usually you would just have to be happy with jacking off. But what if you are tired of jacking off and really want to experience a different kind of pleasure.

A blowjob is someone sucking your cock, using their warm, wet, soft and depending on the person - talented mouth to bring you sexual pleasure. But if you don't know anyone willing to do this for you then how can you simulate a blowjob? How can you bring all these to a masturbation session?

The fact is you can't. Masturbation means solo and so you will never have that 'talented mouth' aspect of the blowjob - the magical part that is a partner. But you can get all the other aspects - warm, wet, soft and even a little suction! The answer is found in male masturbators.

People have been using masturbation devices probably for as long as we have been masturbating. Ancient dildos have been found by archaeologists to prove it. And men have probably been using various items as well. But now we have applied technology to the art and there are many different sex toys you can buy which you slip your penis into and get a whole different masturbatory experience.

But to simulate a blowjob you need:

  • Warm - let your sex toy rest in warm to hot (but not scalding) water for about 10 minutes or so.
  • Wet - use lots of water based lube to make your toy nice and slippery.
  • Soft - choosing the right toy will give you the right kind of soft you are after.
  • Suction - male masturbators are 'sleeves'. An open sleeve (like an open tube) will give a grip but if it is closed at one end it will give a kind of suction as you withdraw your penis.

I can't claim to have personally tried any (being a woman) but I did order one of the infamous Flashlights - a blowjob masturbator with a mouth moulded for the insertion point - for my significant other. If you wish to read it, I have written a review of the blowjob simulating FleshLight. Summary: warm, wet, perfectly soft and even with a kind of suction! He loved it and said it was better than anything he had made himself to use as a masturbator. 

To get an idea of what else is available, check out these male masturbation sleeves.

So in summary, if you want to simulate a blowjob, get something besides your hand to give you a different sensation then make it warm, wet, soft and if you can somehow include suction in there you will have a great blowjob masturbation toy! 

 


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1Friday, 18 July 2014 22:03
tyu
Just get water based lube and apply too your penis and slide your penis foward and backwards and so on...

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