Blowjob Techniques
While loving enthusiasm over technique is the most important aspect of a blowjob, trying out different and new techniques can be good fun. And what two things are more important to maintain a happy relationship than love and fun!
This page aims to be a plethora of crazy, awesome, challenging, useless, wonderful, stupid, brilliant, advanced, basic, bad and good blowjob techniques. Try them at your leisure and pleasure.
Currently, we have the following for you to try, but if you know something everyone else here doesn't, please take the time to write a comment here. And remember, this is the Fun Room section so if these giving head techniques seem strange, seem not necessarily great or anything else, that's why they are here! Still, they can be fun to try!
Worship the Cock (or Cock on a pedestal)
This crazy blowjob technique is all about putting his cock and balls on show and focusing solely on these sexual organs.
For this technique he should be lying down face up so his cock and balls are easily accessible. You should approach him from between his legs. To put him on display, slide your hands up his inner thighs, thumbs pointing down, finger up. Slide your thumbs under his scrotum and pull his sack upwards with your thumbs overlapping. Your forefingers should come around the base of his cock so you are now circling his cock and balls, but your hands should be palm down over his groin. This should effectively pull his balls up as well as make his cock point towards the ceiling.
Now that you have everything on display, or up on the pedestal, it's time to worship. Just lick and suck (and maybe, very gently slide your teeth along his shaft) as you please, worshipping the display of manliness you hold in your hands.
Sloppy Josephine
Generally a blowjob is given with your lips wrapped around his cock. This blowjob technique forgoes the lips to enhance the sloppy sensation. Open your mouth wide and use just your tongue and the back of your mouth to stimulate him. This isn't deepthroat, but for those with a sensitive gag reflex, it might be difficult. Your tongue should be rubbing the shaft and the head should be getting caught between your tongue and the roof of your mouth. During all this, do not concern yourself with saliva. Let it drool out uninhibited. Sloppy.
The Harmonica Technique
This is quite well explained by the title. In the harmonica blowjob technique you are not sucking the cock with the head inserted into your mouth. Rather, you are sucking up and down the side as if you were playing it like a harmonica. Or to give another description, look at his cock from the side and go at it like you are taking a bite out of a sandwich (but DON'T bite his cock). Rather, slide up and down slowly, sucking his shaft and trying to touch your nose with your tongue after it has gone all the way under and around his cock.
For a little humor, make some harmonica noises while you are down there.
Lollipop, Lollipop, Ohhh Lolli-Lollipop
Take him firmly in hand, gripping him around the base of his shaft so as much of his delicious cock is sticking out of your hand. With some saliva gathered on your tongue, give a big lick on the head of his cock. Remember the underside of the head and for about an inch down is the really sweet spot, so focus there but do make sure you get all around the head. Get cute with a "Mmmm, my lollipop." and let him know what you are doing. Suck it too, but your focus is only on the head and when sucking you should have your tongue swirling around just as you would with a lollipop - getting as much contact between the surface of the sweet and your taste buds.
Grip and Tug
Whatever you call this blowjob technique (even though it employs your hands), the idea is to constrict and push blood up to the head in order to increase sensitivity. Start with a grip (say with thumb and fore+middle finger) around the base of his cock. Make sure the whole shaft is nice and slippery with saliva then maintaining a firm grip, slide your hand up his shaft towards the head.
Take your other hand and place it where the first was initially. Use the same motion and grip then slide up the shaft as the first hand returns to its original position. Your hands should be chasing themselves up his shaft and this technique will be squeezing blood up into the head.
As this is a blowjob, you could keep the head in your mouth with your tongue constantly licking him. Alternatively, just watch as the head enlarges and become a vivid and angry red. Then stop the stroking, maintain a grip (quite firmly) around the base and look up at him as you lick the shiny helmet, gently stroking the urethra and all around his head. Then get back to what you were giving before – a.k.a. a good blowjob!
Yo-Yo Motion
Think about the motion and interaction of your hand and a yo-yo when you... yo-yo. At the start, your hand goes down with the yo-yo for a short way but then your hand stops and the yo-yo continues on down by itself. Just as it gets to the bottom you pull your hand up as the yo-yo gets to the end of the string (if you are doing this with your hand and mouth on his cock, your hand and mouth will be pulling in opposite directions on his cock) After the yo-yo gets as far as it can, it bounces back up to your hand. Once in your hand, they both go down together again and repeat the process. Now imagine your mouth is the hand, your hand is the yo-yo. That is the yo-yo blowjob technique.
The Grapefruit Technique
Have you been grapefruited? This technique is so well explained by Angel, a funny and beautiful blowjob expert, in this YouTube video I won't go into too much detail. But the basics are hole in a grapefruit, slip it over his cock, suck and juice. More from Angel here.
Shared Blowjob Techniques!
I'm always looking for new blowjob techniques to share - variety is the spice of life, after all.
Please feel free to share yours here with a comment below! Ten points for a creative name! Also, if you have a more general tip or blowjob advice to share, comment here.
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